Greenhill Grammar school, Oldham

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Vis Comica III

(Lament for THE Sixth)

 

 

Vis Comica I, Vis Comica II, were both successes, acclaimed by you
And now we have Vis Comica III.
Put into print for all to see.
The sixth are gone, the school is sad,
They were the best it ever had.

They were brave and they were bold,
But now alas they have grown too old
To stay in the school any more;
They have walked in triumph through the door.

Their last day here was one of sorrow,
The whole school knew that on the morrow,
They would be gone, these fine young chaps,
They would no longer wear school caps!
Now the new term starts, and with leaden hearts

The school begins upon its task; but without THE sixth.
For they are gone! one and all,
But their ghosts still walk the upper hall,
Their familiar cries echo still,
From where they stood by the window sill;
But THEY are gone; the illustrious sixth.

  PARCE PARCE PRECOR.

 

 

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 Mutiny!

I wonder what would happen
If folks like you and me
Decided we would go on strike,
What a terrible fuss there'd be.
The Head and all the teachers
Would be in such a stew,
Then perhaps they would appreciate
And think of all we do.
Who'd answer all the questions
That we get asked each day?
Who'd answer all their questions
And lines of Shakespeare say?
Who'd tell them theorems one and two
Who'd analyse H2SO4.
All these things we have to do
But yet they ask for more.
Five days of every week we slave
All through each term and yet
Receive no thanks at all,
And not one penny do we get!
Now, really, can you wonder that
We feel inclined to shirk,
When grown-ups say "You're lucky,
WE HAVE TO GO TO WORK !"
GORDON MILLS, 4B.