Greenhill Grammar school, Oldham

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We Say ... 

              

Soot is used to block up chimneys.

Domesday Book was written by an unknown author and compiled by a well-known bookmaker.

Martin Luther burned a papal bull and lived on a Diet of Worms.

A junior girl asked for a ruler with kilometres on it.

Thomas-a-Beckett was born in the usual way . . .

Coffee is grown in Brazil, roasted, ground and packed into cartoons.

Test for Carbon Dioxide : Light some petrol in a crucible and carbon dioxide will put it out.    (Look—no Chemistry Lab.!).

Differences between metals and non-metals :
          1.    Metals have greater densities.
          2.    They weigh heavier.

General Wolfe advanced into Quebec and climbed Jacob's Ladder.

The captains of the Armada were Drake, Raleigh, Duck, Hornblower and Nelson.

On the medal Queen Elizabeth struck for the Armada - "God gave us wings and we flew".

Henry VIII was an ambitious man, so he had six wives.

In a church there is a rude screen.

Jute has a long stork.

The Knight's Fee  was paid to the landlord  for a night's board  and lodging,

"Neither . . . nor"  takes the gender of the nouns following, in this case singular.  Therefore the verb must be singular.

The light of the sun reaches the earth in 84 minuets.

D. ELWELL.        

              
 

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They Say . . .

 

            

Turn to number C . . .

You  will try to do  this work before the end of  term if you can possibly manage it, won't you?

O-o-o-o-o !  Smack her, the naughty girl . . . Bless her little  cotton socks . . . And where are the fair ones today?

Incidentally, folks, while I'm on the subject . . .

And he was duly executed.

.... As I was saying, wholemeal bread . . .

Write your excuses in the book . . .

See me! ! !    -

R-r-r-r-right!

Isn't it pretty, girls?

Good morning!

Open your book at this page, boy!   You! !    Why isn't your book open??!!

It doesn't matter how long I have to wait . . .

Newton was probably wrong!

That's enough of that, laddie!

It will slowly percolate through ...   

VI Lit. and Science, 

              
 

 

 


Promising Boy

 

My mother suggested Dramatics;
My father suggested the Law;
My aunt favoured Mathematics;
But I thought them all a bore.

My uncle suggested Politics;
My cousin - the Diplomatic Corps;
My headmaster favoured Metaphysics;
But I thought them all a hore.

An acquaintance suggested Television;
Another, Construction of Dams;
But now I am free from decision -
I failed in all my exams!

FRANK BRIGGS, 1M.