Greenhill Grammar school, Oldham

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A Busy Street

All the world is alive.
Even the cars speeding along the road seem to talk.
Their drivers cry across to their relations
Who go to buy dresses for the coming Summer.
The dogs bark and cats meow,
As the noise increases.
The children cry as they are dragged through the streets,
Like slaves of days gone by.
The policemen wave their arms in every direction
So as to stop a great jam.
Everybody is busy in the dark, noisy street.

RITA BUCKLEY, 1P.

 

 

 

Do Not Read This

 

What are you reading this for?  I did warn you not to.  It's a waste of time reading it, because there is nothing in it to interest you.

What?  Still wasting your time.  You should have something better to do with it than wasting it, by reading a load of rubbish like this.  It's not worth reading.  I can assure you.

Look!  You're half-way through but you haven't found anything of interest yet.  Why don't you listen to me or believe me?  I expect you're hoping to find something of interest at the end, but there isn't.  So why don't you give up now?

Only a quarter of the way left to go, but you still persist.  You are stubborn, are you not?  This shows that you have no will power.  Hasn't your curiosity been satisfied yet?  Well, I have only one thing left to say to you.  You're wasting your time.

THE REFRACTED BRAIN.

 

Daftitions

Rare Volume -  a borrowed book that comes back.

Mangoes -  we find them where woman goes.

Alice -  rare disease - Christopher Robin went down with it.

Tomorrow -  greatest labour-saving device invented.

Seek -  Haydn's surname.

Pawnshop -  a loansome place.

Adult -  one who has stopped growing at both ends and has started growing in the middle.

Archaic -  a foodstuff - "We can't have archaic and eat it".

 

What Is It?

 

3 sorts of a cross; a circle complete; a line where 2 semi-circles meet; an isosceles triangle stood on 2 feet; semi-circle; semi-circle; circle complete.