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Choosing a Car ?

 

Here are a few helpful hints for the family man:-

 

THE FIFTY-FIFTY GRUMPH (£2,500.    With wheels £3,000)

 

A distinctive feature is the well-sprocketed, yaffle-chain, working in a two-faced systemised chuffersleeve actuated by five co-ordinated Buff condensers with aluminium thrusting-bits.  A steel whangler attached to the rear axle-crosstress enables the driver to accelerate the nogging stud in such a way as to actuate the Norper patent nackleplug without fear of underestimating the upthrust of the buffleplate, and the reflex action of the Yark snoother lubricating the fublungnut gives distinctive and rhythmic interplay to the three sets of wirewove grorbles which feed the sliding Paff gongbudger.

Or if you are a doctor you may be interested in the

5¼ - 6½ PUNT

This car is tested at 67.9 deg. Centigrade, and turns red litmus blue.  A Chuffbody attachment to the central nodule of the magneto-slide enables a circular saw to be fixed for running surgical or fretworking purposes and the patent lobson dynamic slugger has a flush gobble-valve at one end, enabling chloroform to be pumped down the patient's throat without stopping the engine.

A dial on the dashboard registers blood-pressure, strength of grip, and height above sea level, and a distinctive feature of the drive is the amorphous nature of the reversing quammit-pin.  Instead of being, as in most cars of this type, worked directly from a loosely geeved gummiter revolving round a nurble shaft, this mechanism has a patent stummick attachment connected with a plus differential and set in motion by the self-starting nug of the feed-arm actuating blobber.

An Enthusiast.

 

 

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