Examination for idiots and other people
of similar sub-standards.
Examiner Brain Priceless N.U.T. (Oxon).
Answer Questions 1 and 2 and any other questions.
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| 2. | Write not more than 250 words and not less than 10,00 words on any 2 of the following: (a) Why I approve (or disapprove) of Hungarian tap dancing in the Hebrides. (b) The Mafia in Britain. (c) Why I should miss my heart. (d) A country holiday when it rained (or snowed) all the time. (e) Will the gavotte replace the twist? |
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| 3. | (a) Give the tense, mood and voice of the following. Use a separate page for each. (i) but, (ii) Although, (iii) battery, (iv) hope, (v) une femme. (b) Make one complex sentence, consisting of not more than two paragraphs, of the following: Adolphus entered the room and having kicked the dog out of the chair, sat down on the rushes of the sawdust floor. |
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(a) Describe the causes, events and results of the Reformation from Martin Luther to the Bishop of Woolwich.
(b) Illustrate by a graph the state of mind of Louis XVI after his execution
(c) Why did the French Revolution help to destroy cricket as Russia's national sport.
(d) Give the dates of the following: (i) 1066, (ii) 1494, (iii) the diet of worms, 1521, (iv) King Charlie of Rome (1922-1805).
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| 5. | Match the following titles with the correct authors. "Famous Boxing Champions." "My Political Career" Vol I to X.. "Why Britain is Great." "The Life of lan Macleod." "A History of the Church of England." "Democracy is the Best Form of Government." "A Short History of America." "Favouritism in Politics is Wrong." |
Lady Summerskill Jo Grimond, M.P. General de Gaulle Nevill Chamberlain Pope Pius XII Adolf Hitler Henry Ford President Kennedy |