Ken wrote:Hey - I'm back in the land of the living now..... having spent several days in the land of the leprechauns, that is! The trip was to see our two grandsons over there, of course - but we didn't dare mention it before we left in case Inspector Morse said "Please don't leave the country" and confiscated the passports!
Hi Ken and Pam
Little do you know how close you came to not being allowed into the land of the leprechauns. I happened to be in the Hollinwood branch of Interpol when I received a telephone call from my good friend Inspector Seamus O'Duggan who told me that "he had a man and wife trying to enter the country holding dodgy looking passports in the name of Rodgers, so he had, so he had". I asked him what was dodgy about them and he replied "the photos are both smudged, so they are, so they are." I then asked him if the smudges appeared to be a finger smear on the images and he said that "that's so, so it is, so it is".
My next question to Seamus was, are they bickering and pointing accusatory fingers at each other? "They are, so they are, so they are" he replied. I finally said to him that everything was OK, they are definitely Pam and Ken Rodgers so let them into your country.
No need to thank me, I'm always at your service.
Inspector Morse (Pecival?)